January 2011
23 posts
I Swear
If my neighbor comes over here asking for a ride somewhere one more time I’m going to kill her and put her head on a pike on my front lawn to warn all of my bum neighbors to stay away from me.
Facebook Status Of 3 Girls Today
Omg if I don’t get a boyfriend I will just die, JUST FUCKING DIE! There’s no good men in the world, in the millions of men alive in this world, there is not one decent one. You know what? Maybe I don’t deserve to be happy! Because I am never going to find my soul-mate so I might as well go kill myself because everyone else has a guy and I don’t. Seriously, I could just die...
This is kinda sad
Some guy I’ve never met before messaged me on facebook to ask for reptile advice.
That made my day :]
Do As I Please, & Pleased As I Do.
Fast Food Kills, Fucker.
Any Takers?
Who wants to pay for my new tattoo in February? :]
Otherwise it’s going to be a gift to myself that I can’t afford.
“I just want someone to hold me, & tell me everything is going to be alright.”
– Sammy, The Wedding Singer (1998)
